• How did the hat win the race? It got a head.

• What did Barbie say to her boy cousin? Are you Ken? (kin, get it?)

• What does a shoe do when it gets mad? Sticks out its tongue.

• What did the robin say when he found a burglar in his house? Ha!! Caught you red breasted!

• What is a dentist’s favorite dinosaur? A "Teeth-Rex".

• How do you get a bird to grow? Plant bird seed.

• What did the cowboy cat say to the cowgirl cat? "You're mighty P-U-R-R-R- ty, ma'am!"

• What kind of money do you find in a snow bank? Cold, hard cash.

• Knock, knock. Who’s there? House shoe. House shoe who? House shoe Mama and Daddy and the rest of the family?

Wisdoms: "I must hurry for there they go, and I am their leader."